Thursday, December 13, 2007

Exam 4: Done!

Subject: Criminal Law.

First impression: Wow, I'm really, really tired of taking tests.

Distinguishing feature of fact pattern: How the Model Penal Code invariably leads to death.

Next move: Party party sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep.

That's it! One semester down, only 5 more to go... well, it's something, I guess.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Exam 3: Done.

Subject: Civil Procedure I.

First impression: I think I did this once already, and it was called the LSAT. Damn I hate multiple choice tests.

Distinguishing feature of fact pattern: Corruption in Russia? How far-fetched!

Next move: Okay, three down. Now I'm sick, underslept, woefully unprepared from Crim, and wishing with all my little heart that Thursday come sooner. Or, in other words, "wah wah wah!"

Friday, December 7, 2007

Exam 2: Done.

Subject: Contracts I.

First impression: Why doesn't anyone have a real name?

Distinguishing feature of fact pattern: the amount of math needed to calculate damages. If I wanted to be tested on long division, I'd have stayed in engineering...

Next move: Now that I've seen Team America for the first time, I'll just say dirka dirka and leave it at that.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Exam 1: Done.

Subject: Torts.

First impression of test: "Damn this is long."

Distinguishing feature of fact pattern: Fred Thompson building a catapult and launching himself into a wall.

Next move: Contracts contracts contracts...