Subject: Civil Procedure II.
Plan of attack: at this point, I'm just going to sit down, write for three hours, and try not to vomit on my keyboard.
Distinguishing feature of exam: the number of names the wise Professor came up with that started with the letters "P" and "D." Some names not represented: Parvati Patil, Dumbledore.
Number of beverages consumed: 0.5.
Number of bathroom breaks: 1.
Next move: ...
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That's right! There is no next move! I'm done! 1L year is over! Wooooohoooooo! This is a proud moment, people. Your little girl is all growns up.
Showing posts with label exams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exams. Show all posts
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Exam 3: Done.
Subject: Contracts II, where they packed all the justice that was missing from Contracts I.
Plan of attack: well, there are these things called promises, and these other things called conditions, and I think they make people happy or sad. That's about all I've got.
Distinguishing feature of exam: the title, which I think was "unruly zoo." Plus, you can never go wrong with a lion-mauling.
Number of beverages consumed: 1.25
Number of bathroom breaks: 0... for lack of time, not for lack of need.
Next move: here's where the "no studying after a final" plan goes to shit.
Plan of attack: well, there are these things called promises, and these other things called conditions, and I think they make people happy or sad. That's about all I've got.
Distinguishing feature of exam: the title, which I think was "unruly zoo." Plus, you can never go wrong with a lion-mauling.
Number of beverages consumed: 1.25
Number of bathroom breaks: 0... for lack of time, not for lack of need.
Next move: here's where the "no studying after a final" plan goes to shit.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Exam 2: Done.
Subject: Hey, property! Bundle of sticks!
Plan of attack: The bubble continues, guided by my red Buddha and Le Brave. Calm and serene!
Distinguishing feature of exam: Well, when you have limited time to do a big freaking test, it becomes really annoying when everyone's name starts with the same freaking letter.
Number of beverages consumed: 1.75
Number of bathroom breaks: 1
Next move: Detoxing tonight, then back in the saddle with more studying tomorrow. Life is awesome.
Plan of attack: The bubble continues, guided by my red Buddha and Le Brave. Calm and serene!
Distinguishing feature of exam: Well, when you have limited time to do a big freaking test, it becomes really annoying when everyone's name starts with the same freaking letter.
Number of beverages consumed: 1.75
Number of bathroom breaks: 1
Next move: Detoxing tonight, then back in the saddle with more studying tomorrow. Life is awesome.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Exam 1: Done.
Subject: Constitutional Law I.
Plan of attack: No one may invade my calm and serene bubble.
Distinguishing feature of exam: All the political questions. Get it? Political questions? Haha. Oh, I'm so clever.
Number of beverages consumed: 2.
Number of bathroom breaks taken: 2.
Next move: Library time because property is rapidly approaching. I mean, hey.
Plan of attack: No one may invade my calm and serene bubble.
Distinguishing feature of exam: All the political questions. Get it? Political questions? Haha. Oh, I'm so clever.
Number of beverages consumed: 2.
Number of bathroom breaks taken: 2.
Next move: Library time because property is rapidly approaching. I mean, hey.
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