Exam 4: Done!

Subject: Criminal Law.

First impression: Wow, I'm really, really tired of taking tests.

Distinguishing feature of fact pattern: How the Model Penal Code invariably leads to death.

Next move: Party party sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep.

That's it! One semester down, only 5 more to go... well, it's something, I guess.

Exam 3: Done.

Subject: Civil Procedure I.

First impression: I think I did this once already, and it was called the LSAT. Damn I hate multiple choice tests.

Distinguishing feature of fact pattern: Corruption in Russia? How far-fetched!

Next move: Okay, three down. Now I'm sick, underslept, woefully unprepared from Crim, and wishing with all my little heart that Thursday come sooner. Or, in other words, "wah wah wah!"

Exam 2: Done.

Subject: Contracts I.

First impression: Why doesn't anyone have a real name?

Distinguishing feature of fact pattern: the amount of math needed to calculate damages. If I wanted to be tested on long division, I'd have stayed in engineering...

Next move: Now that I've seen Team America for the first time, I'll just say dirka dirka and leave it at that.

Exam 1: Done.

Subject: Torts.

First impression of test: "Damn this is long."

Distinguishing feature of fact pattern: Fred Thompson building a catapult and launching himself into a wall.

Next move: Contracts contracts contracts...