"My parents think playing basketball will make you taller."
"I don't have a middle name."
"Whenever an attendance is read and there is a long pause, I know my name is coming up. And I know they'll butcher it."
"I always have to explain to my non-Iranian friends why there is a watering can in my bathroom."
"Today I shaved... and now I have to shave again."
My people have arrived. MLIP.
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